Tuesday, July 26, 2011

It's all a crap shoot, right?

Adrian Peterson at the top?  Who's going to alleviate the pressure on the running game?  Sidney "Spoiled" Rice?  Percy "Can't Play Outside" Harvin?  Christian "Don't Even" Ponder that idea?

Peterson will not be good....aka...he will suck. 

Arian "One Year Wonder?" Foster at the top?  'Nuff said. 

Dammit...who's left?  I'd rather  have the third, fourth or fifth pick this year.  Production from Chris "Pay Me My Money...Now!" Johnson, Jamal "Can't Think of a Good Name" Charles and and a banged up MJD and Ray Rice will all be comparable.

So...be a maverick.  Do mavericky things.  Date an Alaskan Governer and take LeSean McCoy #1.